Don't Vote Jelly!

Reasons why NOT to vote for me:

• I'm pink, fooking adorable, sweet, loveable and here for the greater good.
• I don't just listen, but I hear you.
• I can spell, read & write English the bestest.
• I have a hard exterior with a gooey center.
• JellyBean Madison is only like tote the cutest name ever.
• I'm only part Neko.

So please vote one of the other bitches, cause they're all skanks with the exception of Rosie because well, she puts out & always answers my booty calls.