japgirlie"japgirlie": Your funny
"Badness": Thank you
"japgirlie": You make me all wet, talking to you
"Badness": I do, in what way?
"japgirlie": I bet you could get me off in no time,,,That way.
"Badness": like off the couch, to get me a beer or somthing?
"japgirlie": lol noooooo.. I mean, if i was to get naked for you, and do anything you want, .....get off that way, you know.
"Badness": ohhh you want to cyber?
"japgirlie": YES!! give me a second though, ok?
"Badness": Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
"japgirlie": thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
"Badness": A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
"japgirlie": haha, ok lets go.
"japgirlie": : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
"Badness": I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
"japgirlie": haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
"japgirlie": i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
"Badness": : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
"japgirlie": No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
"Badness": Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
"japgirlie": stop, cmon be serious.
"Badness": It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
"Badness": I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
"japgirlie": thats it.
"Badness": Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
"Badness": Goddam am I hard now.
-she signed off...-
jenny"jenny": Want to Cyber?
"Badness": Sure i'll try it
"Badness": I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
"jenny": mmmm, okay.
"Badness": I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
"jenny": Yeah I like it rough.
"Badness": I smack you thick booty.
"jenny": Oh yeah, that feels good.
"Badness": Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
"Badness": I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
"Badness": I peel some bananas.
"jenny": Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
"Badness": get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
"jenny": Peanuts?
"Badness": Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
"jenny": What are you talking about?
"Badness": I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
"jenny": This is stupid.
"Badness": Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
"Badness": Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
"Badness": Yeeaahhhh.
"jenny": /ignore
"Badness": Its cool stone cold she was a bitch! anyway.
"Badness": We get on tricycles and ride into the sunset
-She blocked me...-
britspears"illegalbritspears": Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice alright?
"Badness": Alright.
"Badness": Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
"illegalbritspears": I slip out of my pants, just for you, Badness
"Badness": Oh yeah, alright. Alright, I put on my cloak and wizard hat.
"illegalbritspears": Oh, I like to play dress up.
"Badness": Me too baby.
"illegalbritspears": I kiss you softly on your chest.
"Badness": I cast Lvl. 4 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
"illegalbritspears": Hey...
"Badness": I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Hard on of the Infinite.
"illegalbritspears": Funny I still don't see it.
"Badness": I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Abyss.
"illegalbritspears": You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
"Badness": Don't f*ck with me #@%$!, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
"Badness": I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 10,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
"illegalbritspears": Don't ever message me again you piece of $!@%.
"Badness": Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts a counter attack,
"Badness": leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
"Badness": King Arthur and the knights of the round table congratulate me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army
"Badness": of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
"Badness": You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
"Badness": Baby?
britspears again?"illegalbritspears": Ok, are you ready?
"Badness": Alright, yeah I'm ready.
"illegalbritspears": I like your name... Tee hee.
"Badness": huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
"illegalbritspears": Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
"illegalbritspears": I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
"Badness": Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
"illegalbritspears": What the FUCK, I told you not to message me again.
"Badness": Oh Shit, Wait,,, you messaged me,!!
"illegalbritspears": I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fucking asshole
"Badness": Oh shit
"Badness": damn I gotta write down your names or something....