With our finger continuously on the pulse of the people, we understand that in times of distress and confusion it's hard to know what to do or who to turn to. With this in mind and in lieu of your usual Meat 'N Greet this week, we are offering up the much-needed support to those out there who feel they need to let out their inner angries. (well that and we *really* are tired of searching high and low for a beefworthy blonde to appease all you anti-dark-hair activists).
If finding solace in the company of like-minded individuals such as yourselves is just not enough, we urge you to please send beefworthy suggestions be it blonde or otherwise in world to JellyBean Madison or Rosie Shark. Though this was suggested as a solution to the drought of light-haired Beef specimens, not much work has been done to improve the situation.
This has been a cry for help from your friends at MeanGirls.
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