Wednesday, February 13, 2008
The face of regret
Just a little St. Valentine's Day reminder, ladies. Don't let this happen to you!
I understand. Nobody wants to spend that pink candy hearts, Shakespeare in Love, red wine and sex toys day
crying into their paperback Harlequin. But don't be driven to such acts of desperation!
The dude must - at a minimum - take OFF the shades before boinkage, ok? If he finds your ass so unnatractive he's got to dull the shine with a pair of aviators, it's just not worth it.
That is all. Enjoy your day!